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Joke of the Day
"""Dora"" only rhymes with ""Explorer"" if you're from Long Island, New York"
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"ll be posting telepathically today.. So if you think of something funny, that was me."
"What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue? A nun falling down the stairs"
"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste!"
"Why Can't you fool an aborted baby Because it wasn't born yesterday."
"I was going to post a pun about amphibians.... but I seem to have froggotten it."
"What is an electricians favorite type of news Current events"
"How do you detach frogs leg You Ribbit"
"People who do anal... (NSFW-ish) People who do anal are fucking assholes."
"Good Girls Vs Bad Girls Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot."