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Joke of the Day
"Four 6 year old girls playing quietly at 7am is called a horde of elephants having a foot race."
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"A termite walks into a bar... and asks, ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"I added Paul Walker on xbox the other day... Too bad he spends all his time on the dashboard. *Courtesy of my cousin*"
"How do '90s kids count to 6? Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis."
"What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common? A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a flying fuck."
"""Challlaaaaaah"" -hip hop rabbi"
"i hope jessica biel names her first child 'batmo"""
"I always thought air was free Until I bought a bag of chips."
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