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Joke of the Day

"Why do fencers have the most karma on this sub? They are skilled at riposting good content"

"What's the difference between Bluetooth and The Titanic? The Titanic sinks."

"What was Cher doing before she was born? She was a preacher."

"*gets taste of own medicine* Yep this is my medicine"

"I'd say my girlfriend is a five. If you count the thumb."

"5-year-old: I can't finish my lunch. I don't feel good. Me: OK, then no ice cream. 5-year-old: I'm sick, not dead."

"Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice? Because he's dead."

"Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don't have it."

"[driving test] INSTRUCTOR: Any initial concerns? ME: Volcanoes I: About the test? M: No I: Ok then let's go M: *drives into active volcano*"

"What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !"