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Joke of the Day

"A feminist once asked me, ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p."""

"what is the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear"

"How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist insomniac? He was up all night wondering if there was a dog"

"We only speak to our two year old with a British accent. She's going to be the coolest kindergartner in Kansas."

"I don't want my wife any longer. Her height is perfect."

"Where was the first chicken fried? In Greece."

"Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing."

"Some people think that the way to a Mans Heart is through his Stomach... ...I think they're aiming a little high."

"Once as Laloo was coming out of airport there was huge rush and the security guard told him ""Wait Please."" To which Laloo replied ""65 kgs"" and moved on."