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Joke of the Day

"Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? Women working at 900 numbers."

"... and on the eighth day, Satan created teenagers."

"What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne doesn't come on a boys face till 14"

"Can you just bear with me for a moment? *grabs salmon out of stream. bites head off. hibernates.*"

"How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede? Swed-ish."

"How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn."

"I pulled my wife's panties to the side.......then put the rest of her socks in the drawer."

"What do you call your friend from Prague who beat you at chess? Your Czech mate"

"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam"

"'You're beautiful and I love you,"" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied ""I just want to be friends."""