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Joke of the Day

"I have almost 120,000 miles on my office chair."

"Milk cartons in Asia have missing planes on them instead of children."

"Animals in Australia There are 2 kinds of animals in Australia: * Those that want to eat you * Sheeps"

"I bet The Flintstones make those guys at PETA furious."

"A fish swam into a wall... and said ""dam!"""

"A guy tells his doctor ""I have a good pee every morning at 7.. ""And a good bowel movement at 8."" Doctor says ""OK so what's the trouble?"" Man says ""I don't get out of bed till 9!"""

"What's the sharpest thing in the world? A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole."

"the bottom half of my legs are really interesting they're knee-toe"

"I can't see an end, I have no control and I don't think there's any escape, I don't even have a home anymore...Definitely time for a new keyboard."

"I'd never be on a reality show, but only because I wouldn't want my mom to see the faces I make when I'm talking to her on the phone."