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Joke of the Day

"I can't see an end, I have no control and I don't think there's any escape, I don't even have a home anymore...Definitely time for a new keyboard."

"""Poop"" is quite possibly the shittiest palindrome in the whole English language."

"What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker? You want some beef?"

"How does the Hulk make money? He flips houses."

"Raging Gamers A recent survey conducted asked about a thousand 13-year old gamers what they had done last week. 92% said ""your mum"""

"Jay Z: Can I get a what what? Teacher: Jay Z, can you or may you? Jay Z: SORRY MAY I GET A WHAT WHAT Teacher: Yes, you may get a what what."

"I hate it when winter comes. It makes my wenis so dry."

"They don't even serve apples at Applebee's. Or bees."

"Is Kevin Bacon popular on Reddit? ""Yes"" :p Or also ""Yes she is"" (yes cheese) Just made it up, I can't stop laughing, thought I'd share..."

"GF: every time we fight you start interpretive dancing *i dance beautifully for 12 minutes* GF: I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!"