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Joke of the Day

"Animals in Australia There are 2 kinds of animals in Australia: * Those that want to eat you * Sheeps"

"What happened to Jesus when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the shit out of him."

"It comes too early. Premature ejaculation is just like the punchline of this joke."

"""yo Adam, Eve, don't eat from that tree ok?"" ""Why God?"" ""CUZ I INSTALLED THIS SWEET BURGER KING BRO"" ""AW HELL YEAH"" *God & Adam chest bump*"

"While having dinner, the dad scolded at his son: ""If you continue talking about crap during the meal, I'll slap the shit out of you"""

"What's similar between an old lady's vagina and an apple pie? You've got to bite through the crust to get to the cream inside Happy Valentine's day everyone ;)"

"An American bartender, an African bartender and an Asian bartender walk into a bar. And they start working right away. Damn, what a busy night.(:"

"""The Emperor is naked!"" cried a child Silence was the answer. There were only him and Emperor in the bedroom."

"My internet boyfriend doesn't know about my real life boyfriend, which makes two of them."

"What did the pirate say to the wench before sex? Prepare to be boarded."