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Joke of the Day
"What is a gay orc's favorite gay bar to go to? MANFLESH."
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"[first day on the job as a drug dealer] *giggles* ""We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?"" *gets stabbed*"
"When I was done filling my tank, a little bit of gas leaked out of the nozzle onto the ground. I actually felt my peener nod with empathy."
"A 3 legged dog walks into a bar... Bartender says ""what can I get you?"" dog replies ""nothing.... I'm just looking for the man who shot my paw"""
"A man shot his wife Judge: Sir, why did you shoot your wife? Man: Well your honor, it was easier than shooting a different man every night."
"Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan."
"I can't handle the pressure of competitions. Even in eating races I choke!"
"A blind guy walks into a bar... And into a table.. and a chair..."
"Just bought the extended version of The Hobbit. Bilbo is 7' 6"" now."
"him: what do u wanna be? me: I wanna be a cat that transforms into a misty fog when people try to pet me him: wtf, I meant for Halloween?"