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Joke of the Day
"What did the blondes left leg say to her right? Nothing... They've never met"
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"How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb? We're not sure, they've yet to see the light."
"My doctor said to be careful when i drive underground with other people in the car Otherwise i might get carpool tunnel syndrome"
"Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper."
"Trump is too politically incorrect, Hillary is too politically correct Yet they're both incorrect for politics"
"It's 2011 and we're not driving dragons? The future sickens me."
"I can't listen to orchestral music anymore Too much sax and violins."
"Customer told me this yesterday... First comes the engagement ring...followed by the marriage ring...but no one ever told me what came after that. The suffering."
"Whats the difference between puberty and prostitution? One is caused by hormones and one causes whore moans"
"That Mona Lisa... She's no oil painting, is she?"