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Joke of the Day
"I can't listen to orchestral music anymore Too much sax and violins."
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"It's ok to leave a client with split ends if you're a hairdresser. But not if you're a mohel!"
"How do you make a dog sound like a cat? You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; ""Meoooow""."
"What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper."
"If a stack is first in last out and a queue is first in first out, what is a circular queue? First in never out."
"Here's the best joke I know The American School System"
"Breaking up with your significant other is like bowling You carry something heavy going into it, and if it goes as planned, you walk away with an X."
"Everyone is misunderstanding me... I just don't know why. I keep telling them I got an East Infection. (better said verbally)"
"How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen? Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up...."
"The time traveler made a poor taste gag about the atrocities of World War 3..... Everyone agreed, it was too soon."