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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper."

"[OC] Did you hear the political interview in regards to homosexuality? It was hard to get a straight answer."

"Date etiquette: The smaller fork is a salad fork. Use the larger fork to eat the salad fork."

"A dyslexic, agnostic insomniac lay awake all night wondering if there is a dog. EDIT: Credit to David Foster Wallace."

"How are a roof and quantum physics the same? They both go over your head."

"I don't care which way you swing, guy wearing a Tapout t-shirt & Capri pants, but you've GOT to make a choice."

"how do you get a 100 cows into a barn? put up a Bingo sign!"

"5: ""Why is the moon so bright?"" Me: ""It's not, it's pretty dim actually."" Moon: ""I heard that."""

"Did you hear about the Mexican racist? He joined the que que que."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said that's a big word for a nine year old."