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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper."

"Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument who'd land first? A: Who cares!"

"How many germans does it take to change a light bulb? One, we have no time for humour."

"I think 50 Cent should run for President in 2020 He's change we can believe in"

"""The new Star Wars comes out in two years"". (Luke 20:15)."

"Two fish are in a tank One of them says ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Why don't Mexicans take drivers Ed and sex Ed on the same day? They have to give the donkey a break."

"So they were going to make a new CSI tv show in West Virginia... But they had to scrap production when they realized there were no dental records and all the DNA was the same."

"My approach to life drives nihilist philosophers crazy... ...but it's beating a dead horse."

"Anyone know a Minecraft interpreter? I don't understand my son's Christmas list."