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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a constipated Detective Holmes? No Shit Sherlock."
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"What's the difference between Santa Clause and a Pedophile? Nothing, they both like to unload their sacks while pleasuring children."
"Post your best racist joke here I'll start: I tried to paint my computer black so it would run faster but now it doesn't work!"
"Whats a tacticians favorite cut of meat? Flank"
"What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!"
"What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends? Old Bay."
"I used to have a job eating vegetables I hated it, but the celery was good"
"What do you call four drowning Mexicans? Cuatro cinco"
"the karate policy at this nursing home is bullshit"
"""President Clinton, can you respond to rumors of renewed infidelity?"" The only woman in my life is my darling *squints at notecard* Hitlery"