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Joke of the Day
"What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi? A scientologist."
Next Joke
"What did the bean say to the other bean? How you been?"
"what kind of biscuit can fly? a PLANE biscuit"
"I miss my friend Jack... I loved to listen to music with him."
"What do spam emails and porn have in common? They both make me insecure about my penis."
"*goes on Facebook AGAIN* *reads 100,000th idiotic post* *thinks other people are stupid*"
"Sometimes I accidentally make eye contact with someone and it's like ""well I better just go with it"" and I begin sprinting at them"
"I bought 37 self-help books today... I just couldn't help myself."
"Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie? Because it was PG"
"I think the 2016 Cubs would beat the 1908 Cubs. First, the 1908 Cubs are all dead. Second, the 2016 Cubs are all alive."