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Joke of the Day
"Old man first world problem I can't use a fleshlight without first using viagara"
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"I would like to thank Tetris for providing me w/ the skills to jam as many dishes as possible in my dishwasher."
"My dad asked me if I wanted to join an acapella group in college I told him I was straight."
"I don't mean to brag but I'm pretty lonely for a girl with an extensive action figure collection AND a fear of rocking chairs."
"What's the same about Mexican and Black people? Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)"
"woodpecker What did the woodpecker say to the doughnut? You got the sweetest hole I ever stuck my pecker in."
"What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery? A ginger bread man."
"How to keep the flies off the bride at an Italian wedding Keep a bucket of shit next to her"
"How can you tell if a chemistry joke is shitty? If there isn't a reaction."
"""I think I stepped in some upchuck"" What's up, Chuck? ""Not much, but my name's not Chuck"" *vomits*"