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Joke of the Day
"What's your favourite onomatopoeic word? Mine's ""silence""."
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"A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house."
"Your greatest puns! Please, I love puns. Lots of puns. Any kind. Bring em on!"
"What does an IT guys use for birth control? His personality."
"Failed my biology test today: They asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the correct answer."
"Me: Hey, do you want to go buy some- Wife: YES!"
"I Couldn't believe my dad got fired from his roadworks job... For stealing, but when I got home all the signs where there!"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it."
"A midget clairvoyant just escaped from prison... ...police are looking for a small medium at large."
"I've never been carded at a Forever 21."