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Joke of the Day
"I sure get a lot of compliments on my people skills for someone who flips off 10 people every day."
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"How do you find Will Smith in a blizzard? You just track the fresh prints. Sorry if its a repost I just heard it."
"If you want to become a beatboxing champion, try zipping up a tight dress."
"A mathematician was constipated, how did he solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil and paper."
"Why do strippers hate roofers? They always pay in shingles."
"You name your cat Bowl. What would the name on the cat's bowl be? It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl."
"What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!"
"r/house ... ... is in the middle of the street."
"They say firemen are courageous because they run into burning buildings to get things out. So do black dudes during a riot."
"Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for? Because he's always standing by The Edge."