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Joke of the Day

"As far as I know original golf joke So what does a bogey have in common with a dead golfer? One too many strokes."

"I honestly don't know how much longer I can be expected to go on before I inherit a manor with a horrifying secret"

"An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, beer garden, hangout, lounge, night club, mini bar, bar stool, tavern, pub, beer, wine, whiskey..."

"I quit a job re-writing pre-classical Greek literature into braille. This was months ago. It feels like ancient history."

"Being a parent means you have to make gigantic sacrifices like quality sleep and the backs to every remote control in your house."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"My wife said she wouldn't have sex with me until I did everything on the ""To-Do list"" So I scratched out **#1** ""*Wash the car*"" and replaced it with ""*Have a three-some with Becky and Wife*"""

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."

"Your so poor I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette and your mom said ""Who turned of the lights""."

"You know what they say about the necronomicon? It's a real cult classic!"