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Joke of the Day

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."

"I don't sit crossed legged to be classy, I'm holding my tampon in"

"In Soviet Russia a bar walks into men. The case of the man-killing-bar remains unsolved."

"I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."

"Chivalry I want to name my child Chivalry. Because I am not good and taking care of children. So no one will be suprised when I say Chivalry is dead."

"Everytime I see a chinese guy, I always think I've seen him somewhere else. - a tourist in Shanghai or anywhere in the world."

"Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don"

"The definition of passive aggressive is a girl tagging you in a FB photo where she looks good & you look like a bucket of shit."

"There are reports that Kim Jon Un doesn't have a butthole That's because all of his shit comes out of his mouth"