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Joke of the Day
"Why did the traffic light turn red? Because it saw the other one changing!"
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"Dipping your cats in blue paint and watching them chase each other is 1000x more entertaining than Avatar."
"I'm not a psycoanalyst... but I metacrazy once."
"A young Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow twenty dollars.... ..the father replies, ""Ten dollars?! What do you need five dollars for?!?"""
"What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !"
"What's the difference between hitler and a gay man. A 45 degree angle."
"What does Kayne West masturbate to? He masturbates to the sight of his ego."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram"
"What's the similarity between a mobile phone and a clitoris? Both turn on with the touch of a finger and every cunt's got one."