215093
Joke of the Day
"Who took in most refugess? The Mediterranian Sea."
Next Joke
"An old woman and pizza delivery are a lot alike... They both ""come"" with a crust filled box."
"Sorry babe I wasn't paying attention sorry babe I wasn't paying attention, can you start over ? ok, from where ? 2009"
"""Did you watch Big Hero 6?"" ""No, I still haven't seen Big Hero 1-5."""
"Who's this Rorschach dude? And why is he so good at drawing pictures of my mom beating me?"
"What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas? Cancer."
"Knock Knock. Who's not there? Not me."
"What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record? PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!"
"The hottest chick rang me up at the self checkout today!"
"I once had sex for an hour and 45 seconds. Thanks daylight savings."