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Joke of the Day

"So Mary and Joseph finally consummate the marriage Joe checks the sheets, turns to Mary and says, ""You really expect me to believe God broke your hymen?"""

"A man walks into a psychologists office... wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychologist says ""It's a good thing you came. I can clearly see your nuts"""

"What's Pac-Man's favourite holiday destination? [Wagga Wagga](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagga_Wagga)"

"What's a stoners favorite marker? A Highlighter"

"How many Police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts? That's the spirit"

"If you don't send the person you're stalking a nude photo of yourself, then you're not taking that relationship serious enough!"

"Attention crazy man on the subway: this is God. Please start telling everyone else in the car what I'm saying to you."

"This guy clicking his pen in Starbucks just got stabbed when I stabbed him."

"Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket? Because baggers can't be choosers."