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Joke of the Day
"I call my girl Attila because she's my Hun."
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"If you try to rip somebody's head off, I suggest you train for it first. If you don't succeed it makes the following few minutes awkward."
"What does the devil eat in Japan? Sin Pie Edit: TIL There is an actual pie called Sin Pie in the southern states."
"What happens when two bald men put their heads together? They make an ass of themselves"
"The cool thing about robbing a library is that you have two weeks before they notice."
"No joke will ever be too soon for Joan Rivers thread. Joan Rivers died doing what she loved to do best. Surgery."
"What do a marriage and superglue have in common? They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol."
"Recently developed melanoma on my cheek, so I quickly went to the dermatologist. Turns out I just fell asleep on a chocolate chip."
"The downside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg The upside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg"
"What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? ""I'm sweet on you!"" "