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Joke of the Day
"Apparently ""some assembly required"" is IKEA for ""here's a beech tree and some nails."""
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"Light a fire for a man, he'll be warm for the night. Light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Sometimes I just like to switch off I think that's why I lost my job in the Intensive Care Unit"
"Great weight loss tip: Become an astronaut."
"""I high fived a shark, and then we ate burritos."" - Martin Luther King Jr.'s other dream."
"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked."
"Engineers How do you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? They look at *your* shoes while they talk to you."
"Sex between 3 people is a threesome, 2 is a twosome... Does that make me a handsome guy?"
"What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C. !"
"The news from Australia yesterday was terrifying That poor Muslim guy, I'd hate to be trapped in a room full of Australians too."