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Joke of the Day
"My grandfather died in Auschwitz... He died after falling from the guard tower"
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"Joke Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going.. Man: I-m going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who-ll lecture at midnight .. Man: My wife.."
"12013 B.C.: You might run into cougars while out clubbing 2013 A.D.: You might run into cougars while out clubbing"
"How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it? With the chicken still around it"
"Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole."
"A man is accused.. ..of raping a ginger woman. The Judge says 'what you did was disgusting and horrible'. The man replies 'in my defence, it was dark and she was wearing a hat!'."
"What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits? Speedos !"
"What should be done in case of apparent drowning? Take the parent out of the water"
"I have always wanted to watch American History X... But I have never been able to find the first nine."
"Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. ""if I ever stop hating girls"" said one to the other ""I think I'll stop hating her first."""