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Joke of the Day

"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet."

"Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs."

"My mate with Tourettes was cured after walking into a Gay Bar ""Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!"" He shouted.... He's not said a word since..!!"

"So a girl once asked me... ""Hey wanna come over? Nobody will be home."" So I came over. And nobody was home."

"Maybe Hitler did nothing wrong... Maybe he was reich."

"Wouldn't mind having a bonus hole that fireworks shot out of when I got confused."

"Symphony of puns i never let my kids listen to jazz or classical music... Too much sax or violins can only lead to treble!"

"How many cats? One."

"Why do sharks hate clowns? They taste funny"

"Being a ""Hopeless Romantic"" sounds kinda depressing. ""Pull my chair out for me?"" .. ""I'd love to, but I've given up."""