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Joke of the Day
"I tried ballet, but I never got the pointe."
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"What does Santa do to dragons? He ""sleighs"" them."
"why do pedophiles make good employers? they don't mind if you're a little behind."
"I like my men like I like my farts. Wet and old."
"Whats long and hard and has cum in it? a cucumber"
"I'm interested in this girl who only dates Catholic guys... ... I guess you could call me a pope-less romantic"
"What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam? Your mom!"
"What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book? That's my story and I'm sticking to it."
"To silence her critics who hail her as Satan, Hillary is set to launch a new post-apocalyptical video game after winning the election! It's called President Evil."
"Just made this up, probably not as funny as I think it is. What do you call a dozen birds making a rooster? A twelve finch cock!"