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Joke of the Day

"I'm interested in this girl who only dates Catholic guys... ... I guess you could call me a pope-less romantic"

"""How did you do in the porno auditions?"" ""Well, I got some small parts."" ""Ah, well that certainly doesn't help, does it?"" &nbsp; ^[OC]"

"If I was a hot chick. I'd open my legs so wide I'd be able to fit all four of my Ferraris in my snatch."

"Forget The Walmart and Amazon scam I have the best price on a PS4. I am gonna need about Tree Fiddy."

"Maybe Aliens don't visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move."

"What do you say when someone makes a racially insensitive comment? That's insensitive, you retard."

"The best joke today.... Lol @ your username"

"If you want to confuse a teen just ask them what the opposite of literally is."

"When the UPS guy hands you that pad where you digitally sign your name, you can put anything. Today I put ""lame shorts"" and nothing happened"

"I enjoy reading, long walks on the beach, and getting myself into situations where the only way out is to fake my own death."