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Joke of the Day

"To silence her critics who hail her as Satan, Hillary is set to launch a new post-apocalyptical video game after winning the election! It's called President Evil."

"A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, ""I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw."""

"What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school? Deez hoes ain't lawyers."

"June Bugs are like College Dropouts They sleep all day, they party at night, and after a month, you don't see them anymore.."

"Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A: Frosted Flakes."

"Have you heard about the new Italian radial tires? When they go flat they go ""wop wop wop!"""

"A cannibal passes a Girl Scout cookie stand. ""How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?"" he asks with a large smile on his face."

"Sorry girl, you know you were dating a bad boy *heads out to fight boss without saving or buying potions*"

"I like my coffee how I like my women With big tits"

"At a funeral Visitor: what's the wifi password here? Priest: Respect the Dead. Visitor: all small letters...?"