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Joke of the Day
"What does Santa do to dragons? He ""sleighs"" them."
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"What do you call a black Gohan from Dragon Ball Z? Goquan"
"My Level of Maturity Changes Depending On Who I'm With"
"My wife is always trying to pick a fight by making fun of my impotence. Well she won't get a rise out of me."
"So there was a stork carrying an old man.. ..and the old man turns to it and says: ""Would you at last admit it that we are lost?"""
"Did you hear about the stationary store? It moved."
"What is a mexicans favourite tv show? Spicks and specks. (google it)"
"I ran my car into a pole The poor bastard never saw me coming"
"""I never spit on the ground"" ""because it's the only one that always supports me"" ""wow, that's a deep thought"" *""ptoo""* ""AAH! MY EYE!"""
"Have you heard that they're filming the first porno in space. They're calling it smutnik"