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Joke of the Day
"What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book? That's my story and I'm sticking to it."
Next Joke
"A guy with a huge cock enters a bar... He has to call the fire department to get it off."
"They say they're free weights, but the gym gets pissed if you put them in your car and leave."
"Good news / bad news The good news is - the other day, I found a really good porn site. The bad news is - all of the web pages are stuck together."
"What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting? A tooter"
"Apparently I'm ""an insensitive arsehole"" for referring to my girlfriend's allergic reaction to a box of chocolates (and subsequent fit) as a ""truffle shuffle""..."
"Why does Britain like tea so much? Because tea leaves."
"What's the brightest airship ever made? LED Zeppelin"
"nsfw joke: What's the best thing about fucking twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them"
"Decisions Sometimes life gives you really hard decisions. Then other times It gives you really easy decisions like whether you should choose the lettuce or the ice cream"