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Joke of the Day

"Whats long and hard and has cum in it? a cucumber"

"i made a joke about /r/jokes mods [Removed]"

"How do you make a holy water? Put it in a pot and boil the hell out of it."

"DOCTOR: u broke ur leg in five places, how did this happen ME:*flashback of me trying to carry too much ice cream up the stairs* bears."

"I once bought a hamster And told it to shank my sister. When it didn't, I shanked her myself, with my dick."

"If a penis/vagina was asked to judge your appearance it would probably say.... Urinate"

"What's the difference between kindergarteners and /r/Jokes? Kindergarteners are creative."

"did you hear about the Chinese lift repairman? , it was Wong on so many levels."

"What did the father say to the pedophile at the beach? ""Hey you're in my son"""

"What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime? Econoclasts."