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Joke of the Day
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
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"Men are like floors... Lay them right the first time, and you can walk all over them."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? 'Cause I stepped on it."
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They're an efficient people, but not very funny."
"Good rule of thumb: if you see an adult riding a children's bicycle, you're probably in a bad neighborhood."
"Impotence: Nature's way of saying, ""No hard feelings"""
"What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold? Iron Pirate"
"A gorilla walks into a bar Holy shit run!"
"I commend any woman for going into labor outside a hospital setting. If I have to poop anywhere besides my own bathroom I go into panic mode"
"Megan and chicken Knock, knock? Who's there? Megan and chicken Megan and chicken who? He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice..."