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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold? Iron Pirate"
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"Why are men faster than women? Ball bearings and stick shift."
"I have a magician friend who makes eggs appear out of thin air He calls the routine ""Creation Eggs Nihilo"""
"Now that 1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships,I'm left wondering. . .Is it my wife or my girlfriend that's cheating?"
"I miss the 80s, when you could hide an alien in your room for 3 days before mom found out and five kids on bikes could outsmart the police."
"Find everything OK, sir? Everything except happiness! You won't find that at Wal-Mart! We laughed & laughed until my credit card declined"
"Sure, my bologna has a first name, but he's a stickler for manners so he insists we still call him Mr. Bologna."
"You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle... They moo in mysterious waves"
"What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries? A one trip pony :D"
"Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted."