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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold? Iron Pirate"
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"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? 0, they'll just protest and hope someone else changes it to one they like."
"What do you get if you cross a rethorical question and a joke?"
"Few Saturdays I switch off the light and stay the whole night in darkness So that the neighbors might think that I've an active social life..."
"Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
"Do you know which place has the highest concentration of Jews? The atmosphere."
"When the female lead of Pirates of the Caribbean visits Japan... Do you think she has a Kirin nightly?"
"Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt? It'd be a waste of time."
"What's got four legs and one arm? A Rottweiler."
"What's worse than a girl falling asleep during sex? A girl waking up during sex."