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Joke of the Day

"Megan and chicken Knock, knock? Who's there? Megan and chicken Megan and chicken who? He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice..."

"An angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it will take her a week to pack for vacation? Women..."

"Last night I was using Google docs This morning I decided to use Google moorings."

"A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. ""Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. ""Yes,"" replied the murderer. ""Will you hold my hand?"""

"I found out why MP7s sound so good: They are four better than MP3s."

"Going down on your cousin is like N/A beer.... Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't fucking right."

"When God made raccoons he was like do you want to be an old timey burglar or a trash digger. Too slow. You're both now."

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common... they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason."

"I was at a Pakistani owned gas station... There was some sort of problem with my debit card at the pump. I know this because a message popped up that said ""PLEASE SEE KASHIR."""

"I hope my teeth enjoy these 3 minutes of minty freshness before their 8-hour coffee bath."