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Joke of the Day

"Why did the geologist's wife leave him? He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)"

"I only watch ""Game of Thrones"" because I'm trying catch a background extra wearing a wristwatch."

"Just kick higher, dammit! This isn't Rockette science."

"Pedophile Kids who are scared of pedophiles really need to grow up."

"Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!"

"Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.? Because his mixtape was to die for..."

"Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well I won't stand in your way."

"Apple made an app for their watch, called i-Bro, which lets you connect to all your homies Feminists were upset they didn't name an app similarly for women."

"When I go outside in the winter... I like to put my codon"

"What's the difference between LSD and my dad? LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me."