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Joke of the Day
"Why did the geologist's wife leave him? He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)"
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"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands it's the police. I need friends."
"Samsung will no longer use the name ""Galaxy"" name on the Note 7... From now on, it's the Samsung Supernova 7."
"When I was visiting the islands in Alaska, I thought I saw an eye doctor wandering around... It was just an optical Aleutian."
"Why are black people unfair? Because they're unfair."
"What do you call a barn full of black people? A police shooting range."
"A group of detectives did an investigation into the iPhone 7 They didn't find jack."
"Got laid twice in two days so either I've done something really good or my wife has done something really bad."
"[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good"
"I've been reading a book about anti-gravity. Man, I just can't put this thing down."