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Joke of the Day

"[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good"

"TIFU by telling a terrorist joke to my Muslim girlfriend. She blew up in my face."

"I hate taking pictures of mirrors. The pictures always come out with some a**hole in them."

"I'm going to post an original joke on r/jokes."

"Is it too soon for Michael Brown jokes? Thought I would give it a shot."

"Is it a bird is it a plane well what ever it is its heading straight for the world trade center Tell me if this joke is even funny."

"What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of? The X men!"

"The most terrifying sentence in the world. ""I'm from the government, and I'm here to help."" -RR"

"Finger wager why do women like the oldest men as their gynecologist. (visualize) uncontrollable shaky finger."

"Gas prices have me feeling like I'm robbing the gas station. ""Just leave, before they change their mind."""