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Joke of the Day
"Why are black people unfair? Because they're unfair."
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"I tried to buy some purfume from a vending machine, But it was out of odour"
"You know what the most infuriating thing ever is? [removed]"
"[At the coroners' to identify a body] Me: ""Yep. That's a body all right."""
"Did you know that a male ejaculates at 27mph? That's why I always get in trouble when I do it in school zones."
"What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club? Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants..."
"Hey girl is there wifi here? Cuz i feel a connection"
"There is a small dent on the side of this plane. It must have a... *Puts on sunglasses* ""Airline fracture"""
"What's the difference between a baby and a politician? Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things."
"Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?"