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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a barn full of black people? A police shooting range."
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"I would tell you a joke about UDP But you might not get it"
"Give a man a jacket and he can leave the house during Winter. Teach a man to jack it and he'll never leave the house."
"You scream, I scream, we all scream, then I leave the women's restroom."
"How did Canada get it's name? The forefathers decided the best way to name their new country was to pick letters out of a hat. ""C eh, n eh, d eh"""
"Why did the Bloody Mary need a restraining order? Celery Stalks."
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender asks him if he'd like a drink. Descartes replies ""I think not"" and vanishes."
"TIL: Phonebooks are banned in China Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs, you might Wing the Wong number."
"A policeman just knocked on my door and said my dogs were chasing people on bikes... My dogs don't even own bikes.."
"Stopped the microwave at 0:01 AND stopped the gas pump at an even $50.00! *Adds Bomb Squad Specialist to resume."