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Joke of the Day
"I've been reading a book about anti-gravity. Man, I just can't put this thing down."
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"The other day I saw a brother holding his sister's hand while walking How...touching."
"I'm going to open a sperm bank. I'll call it ""Get a load of that guy"""
"Lassie once told me a boy fell down a well, but since no one else can speak dog I ignored it because I was building a furniture fort."
"I got banned from my chiropractors office. Apparently its not ""appropriate"" to ask for a happy ending."
"Two Flies Are Sitting On a Piece of S#!t... ...the first fly farts. The other gives him a disgusted look and says, ""Come on man! I'm Eatin' Here!"" Boom."
"""Hello, is this the number for Japanese food?"" ""No, it's Chinese. Sorry, Wong number."""
"Why did ISIS throw the gay prostitute off the roof? He didn't bring in enough Jihadi Johns"
"What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common? Their patients are 2'"
"I like to scream ""YOURE MAKING A SCENE!"" Whenever someone asks me for directions."