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Joke of the Day

"Samsung will no longer use the name ""Galaxy"" name on the Note 7... From now on, it's the Samsung Supernova 7."

"What's up? This guy! (points at self)"

"How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb? None. They can't climb the ladder."

"Avril: I want a divorce. You aren't a sk8er boi. So see ya later boi. Chad: This is how you remind me of what I really am?!"

"Politics are like a dick. They keep on getting rammed down my throat."

"Yo momma so poor...[original] she vote for Obama cos she want change ahhh thank you ill be here all week"

"Remember when Muhammad Ali died? Yeah, neither does he."

"Why do Jews have blue penises? Because they're tight-fisted wankers."

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff... Ba-dum-tss."

"The transformation of Facebook into MySpace is almost complete."