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Joke of the Day
"What Time Do You Go To The Dentist? Tooth - Hurty! XD"
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"Please listen closely... Attention: Tonight I will attempt to travel back in time and change history. You'll know I've succeeded if Germany loses WWII and Wednesday comes *after* Tuesday."
"How many women does it take to play tennis? You can't play tennis in the kitchen"
"I want to write about what's happening on reddit... ...but I can't spell ""drama"" without ""AMA."""
"In Finland when a baby is born you just whip a bunch of magnetic letters at the fridge and that's its name."
"Why are black people so good at running? Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin."
"Why do cannibals like doing puzzles? Because it reminds them of how they eat One piece at a time"
"When you're single nobody likes you... when you're in a relationship everybody likes you."
"WORM: Why do caterpillars think they are better than us? OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*"
"What's the best side to eat from a chicken? The inside."