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Joke of the Day

"What Time Do You Go To The Dentist? Tooth - Hurty! XD"

"I bet when you barge in on a chicken rapist and say ""Guess what!?"" they really mean it when they say ""Chicken butt."""

"I love to online. Have you ever tried online? Online is better than offline I think. There's no memes offline and there are wolves offline."

"#Jokes4days What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar? Can I grab some milk? *Bah dum tsss*"

"What do you call a Korean with special needs? Special K"

"I can't imagine the enormous pressure on fat black women to be sassy all the time."

"You know you're drunk when... ...you get home, put food in the microwave, and then enter your pin number."

"What is the scientific measurement for moistness? Digits..."

"I put a downward force on the end of a lever arm in hopes to get a cold-cuts sandwich but ended up with a meatball marinara... TL;DR Weight a moment, wrong sub..."

"I have a fifth sense when it comes to smells."