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Joke of the Day

"How many women does it take to play tennis? You can't play tennis in the kitchen"

"Joke for people who look at the custom settings when installing windows 10. What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus? The Logo."

"What is the oldest red wine? ""They took our Land!"""

"So I found this funny joke today /r/MensRights"

"What is a paranoid man's favorite food? Who wants to know?"

"What part of the house does a ghost not use? The living room"

"Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll just let it go."

"My Vietnamese friends just got married. They have the same common last name, so neither of them needed to change anything. You could say it's a Nguyen-Nguyen situation."

"Why can you never compromise with a veggie burger? Because they'll never meat in the middle."