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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection. A fake name and a fake number."

"What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant? Christmas music will still be playing next year."

"Tripped in a curry house... It went from bad to worse when slipped into a korma (coma) I just invented this joke. It might only work with Mancunian accent?"

"What do you call it when a jugaloo sleeps with his girlfriend after a fight? Make up sex."

"I'm going to start an education program aimed at changing kids' reading habits to post-rapture Christian novels. It's called ""no, child, 'Left Behind!'"""

"me: [trying to pronounce gnocchi] ""gnocc gnocc-"" waiter: ""who's there? haha"" me: ""this isn't a joke son"""

"I suppose I should be thankful that I'm a single adult. Life would be much more complicated if I were multiple adults."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan."

"What's the Difference Between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."

"What do you call a Roman transvestite? Ben-Her."