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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant? Christmas music will still be playing next year."

"I'm attracted to fat chicks... ...by the force of gravity"

"What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop? Afroturf"

"My internet was down for almost 4 mins, I'm ok but the 911 operator was a total b**ch about it!"

"did you hear about the gipsy that had a glass baby married a fortune teller with a crystal ball."

"LPT: When Reddit is down it is a perfect time to do something away from your computer, like for example crying in a corner Well Reddit was down and I had to do something"

"I tried eharmony. They kept matching me up with women who look like me in a wig. I'd be too intimidated to date someone that attractive."

"A feminist got drunk at lunch, accused her boss of coming on to her, and slapped him in the face. She got loaded, triggered, and fired."

"My wife asked me where I'd like to be buried... Apparently ""Balls deep in your sister"" was not the answer she was expecting."

"How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb? It's independent of population size."