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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to start an education program aimed at changing kids' reading habits to post-rapture Christian novels. It's called ""no, child, 'Left Behind!'"""

"What did one boob say to the other boob? Hey man, if we don't get some support soon they're gonna think we're nuts!"

"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because she is too big for B-shells"

"Just learned that if lightning strikes within 50 feet of you, you can speak every language simultaneously and pee out of your eyes."

"What did O say to Q? ""Pull your pants up will ya?"""

"I have ADHD How do I upgrade to AD4K?"

"How do you climb a triangle? By scalene it"

"You know whats funnier than Philly... Your Religion"

"Why do tigers eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook!"

"Where do you put a hot dog? On a pun."