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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Roman transvestite? Ben-Her."
Next Joke
"Well I failed my driver's test today. The instructor asked me what I do at Red lights, and I said, ""Text and Facebook"""
"Today reminds me of how bad a terrorist is.. at playing Jenga."
"If you cut your goat in half you'll have two goats, that's just simple math."
"It's quite ironic. Whitney used to do commercials for Pepsi, then spend all the money she made on Coke."
"What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back? A dead school bus!"
"R.I.P. Today a man died after jumping into a waste treatment facility. The coroner ruled it a sewercide."
"What do pizzas and parents have in common? If they are black, you've got nothing to eat."
"My obsession with building townhouses is going to give me a complex one of these days."
"""Are you sexually active?"" [Flashback to that one time I sat in a chair a girl was just sitting in and it still felt warm.] ""Yes."""