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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Roman transvestite? Ben-Her."

"This blonde is so stupid she called me to get my telephone number!"

"What's the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing"

"What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window."

"One time there was an Irishman who got so drunk He kissed his wife and beat the Pope's foot to a pulp with a coal shovel"

"I just saw a raccoon get hit by a Smart Car. The poor lil fella suffered a sprained ankle."

"I make bad jokes This is one of them."

"Why did Hitler fail math in high school? Because he could never get to the Final Solution."

"When my husband brags that girls hit on him at work, I just remind him that I make more money than him. We both go to bed happy."

"Fat, single and ready for a Pringle."