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Joke of the Day

"Tripped in a curry house... It went from bad to worse when slipped into a korma (coma) I just invented this joke. It might only work with Mancunian accent?"

"Dear Kelloggs, Cereal that makes them go back to sleep. Sincerely, Tired parents"

"If you're the best at bodybuilding, all you've really accomplished is grossing the rest of us out."

"Dolphins are the most philosophical of all marine mammals... They send most of their lives searching for a porpoise"

"What's the most confusing compliment to give a woman in her 40's? If you had a daughter, I'd fuck her."

"What is a homophobe's favorite fruit? Cant-elope."

"There is a disturbing amount of product placement in my dreams."

"Banana vs Vibrator"

"Girl, yo grammatical atrocities so huge, you need typosuction."

"Wife caught me whacking off to golden shower porn... Boy was she pissed"