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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan."
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"I understand that your heart is in the right place. Unfortunately, your head is up your ass, and I ain't goin in after it."
"Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams? Because clams are shelf-ish."
"Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella? Fo Drizzle."
"How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey? Nuked"
"What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant? The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!"
"I blame 2 of my 3 DUIs on Jesus because I specifically told him to take the wheel"
"Trump worked his way up from nothing. He's going to give every American the same 1 million dollars he started with. That's all you need."
"Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell"
"If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies? A Swallow."