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Joke of the Day

"Frodo collected the keys to Macy's, JCPenney, McDonald's, etc. and put them on a single key ring It was one ring to rule the mall."

"Do you know why you should never hire a communist employee? Because they only work in theory"

"Glassware has emotions. Proof: I sometimes reach to the back of the cabinet because I feel bad for the glasses that I never use."

"What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife? A necrophiliac."

"My buddy says he is the world's worst at self-deprecating humor. he worried once he was too modest. Then realized he was wrong."

"So, if 4 out of 5 people suffer some medical condition, does that mean the other 1 person enjoys it?"

"When is it time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand."

"I accidentally typed ""abeer"" instead of ""a beer"" and iPhone transformed it to ""cobbler""--Anyway, drunk on cobbler."

"Apple Released A Pack of Playing Cards that Only has 48 Cards They removed all the Jacks"

"Every night someone breaks into my house & dresses me for the next day. I guess I'd be more upset if it wasn't saving me time in the morning"